Characters/Pairings: Axel, Yuffie, Leon; mentions of Leon/Yuffie and Axel/Kairi.
Disclaimer: I am no king, therefore I own no Kingdom.
A/N: Hey, iki_teru, remember for your birthday way too long ago when you asked me for an Axel and Yuffie fic? Well, here it is! Finally. I apologise for my incredible tardiness and the rushed ending. I've been working on it so long, it's had about five different endings but this is the one I stuck with. It should also be noted that I watched Final Fantasy: Advent Children before I started writing this. That will explain a lot, trust me... It's ridiculous and silly but I hope you like it anyway ♥
( “Hey, Squall! Picture him in a suit with a ponytail. Who do you think of? Quickquickquick!” )